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May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013
"If that crack head drowns I’m not saving her."
— Me.
May 16, 2013
May 15, 2013
Red floor @ Seattle Public Library w/ TJ and Geo #red #seattle #library #red #arch (at Seattle Public Library)
May 14, 2013
May 12, 2013
May 11, 2013
May 7, 2013
Overheard at Starbucks coffee station
| Guy: | GHB? Is that like Great Britain? |
| Lady: | No, it's a date rape drug |
| Guy: | Oh is that right? Well I dont want to get date raped. |
April 27, 2013
The Fire
| KRAMER: | What did you go up there to heckle her for? |
| JERRY: | Because she came down to the club and heckled me! Give her a taste of her own medicine! <George enters.> |
| KRAMER: | Oh, YEAH! You gave her a taste of medicine, alright. |
| JERRY: | Well, I didn't want her to have an accident. |
| GEORGE: | What accident? |
| KRAMER: | Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. |
| GEORGE: | That's unbelievable! |
| KRAMER: | Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. |
| GEORGE: | You ran? |
| KRAMER: | No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it." |
| GEORGE: | Holy cow! |
| KRAMER: | Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " <Kramer throws two quick punches and a massive uppercut> - knocked him out cold! |
| GEORGE: | How could you do that?! |
| KRAMER: | Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus. |
| GEORGE: | You're Batman. |
| KRAMER: | Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop. |
| JERRY: | You kept makin' all the stops? |
| KRAMER: | Well, people kept ringin' the bell! |
April 23, 2013
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Wallpaper I made from some crochet someone made and posted on reddit
April 12, 2013
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amne_2013_02 by leemik on Flickr.
Mass Acura NSX.
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✕ Lamborghini Egoista concept
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